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Far Cry 5 Review

I was initially excited about Far Cry 5 because, judging from the promotional materials released prior to the game, I was under the mistaken impression that I w...[Read More]

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Call of Duty: World War II Review

call of duty WWII is the shit bro lmaooooooo fuck yea i was playing a match teh other night and some fggt came down the corrdor and i fragged his bitch punk ass...[Read More]

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Perfect

Nier Automata Review

One might argue that it is really a shoujo style game, but as a true believer of Japanese culture, I will tell you this game is the best example of an ecchi epi...[Read More]

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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered Review

call of duty modern warfare remastered is the most legit shit evaaaaaaaaaaaaa lmao this game is so sick but not nearly as sick as when i fucked ur mom lmaoooooo...[Read More]

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The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Review

The hype surrounding Breath of the Wild was palpable and exorbitant, with everyone holding their breath, awaiting the reviews to see if it lived up to the hype....[Read More]

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Final Fantasy XV Review

Final Fantasy XV is the long-awaited journey into a young gay man’s drug-induced fantasy moments after he overdoses on vicodin in his mother’s basem...[Read More]

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Mass Effect: Andromeda Review

The Mass Effect series is well-known for its indepth character interactions and player-driven story decisions, and Mass Effect Andromeda is no exception, allowi...[Read More]

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Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Review

This review was in progress when I killed my roommate, Stephen. Really, Stephen was always a cunt, but Mario Kart 8 really put me over the edge this time. You s...[Read More]

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Minecraft Review

I don’t play a lot of video games. Partly because I’m not very co-ordinated, and partly because I get too emotionally evolved and might give myself an aneurism....[Read More]

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Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain Review

A Hideo Kojima game, Metal Gear Solid V is the fifth official entry in the game series Metal Gear Solid created and directed by Hideo Kojima. This game was made...[Read More]

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Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End Review

When I heard about the new movie “Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End,” I was really excited. I had seen the trailers, weirdly shown at E3 (I didn̵...[Read More]

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Dark Souls III Review

The Dark Souls series is renown for its difficulty (if nothing else). My encounter with FromSoftware’s latest outing into the series was certainly that, b...[Read More]

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Hideo Kojima and Guillermo Del Toro Eat Live Baby on Stage for “Death Stranding”

LOS ANGELES, Ca — Hideo Kojima and Guillermo Del Toro appeared on stage Thursday at The Game A...[Read More]

Street Fighter V Getting Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un DLC

CAPCOM today released two new downloadable characters as paid DLC for Street Fighter V: US President...[Read More]

Destiny 2 Adopts Paid Monthly Subscription

Bungie CEO Pete Parsons today elaborated on their plan to switch Destiny 2 from the traditional free...[Read More]

Nier Automata Director Yoko Taro Loves “Pale Skinned Girls with Delicious Fat Booties”

Nier Automata game director Yoko Taro confessed in his latest interview that his whole idea for the ...[Read More]

Bethesda Announces Skyrim Apple Watch Edition

Bethesda announced on Monday that it would be releasing its beloved 2011 hit “The Elder Scroll...[Read More]

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Hideo Kojima and Guillermo Del Toro Eat Live Baby on Stage for “Death Stranding”

LOS ANGELES, Ca — Hideo Kojima and Guillermo Del Toro appeared on stage Thursday at The Game Awards to promote the new “Death Stranding...

Street Fighter V Getting Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un DLC

CAPCOM today released two new downloadable characters as paid DLC for Street Fighter V: US President Donald Trump and North Korean dictator Kim Jong-u...

Destiny 2 Adopts Paid Monthly Subscription

Bungie CEO Pete Parsons today elaborated on their plan to switch Destiny 2 from the traditional free multiplayer set up of the previous title to a mon...

Nier Automata Director Yoko Taro Loves “Pale Skinned Girls with Delicious Fat Booties”

Nier Automata game director Yoko Taro confessed in his latest interview that his whole idea for the character 2B was based off his love for cosplay. S...

Bethesda Announces Skyrim Apple Watch Edition

Bethesda announced on Monday that it would be releasing its beloved 2011 hit “The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim” onto Apple Watch. The game̵...

NBA Live 18 Player Clothes Developed in Sweatshop Conditions

During an investor call in January, EA CEO Andrew Wilson confirmed that EA Sports would not be releasing an NBA Live in early 2017. Wilson indicated t...

Bloodborne II Announced Exclusively for 3DS

FromSoftware today announced that Bloodborne II was officially in development exclusively for Nintendo 3DS, a stark departure from its roots on the Pl...

Metroid Prime 4 to be Federation Force Sequel, Cel-Shaded Arena Shooter

Nintendo on Friday announced that upcoming Nintendo Switch title Metroid Prime 4 would not follow the roots of its single-player predecessors, instead...

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