Andy

Andy

Andy is an avid video game player, loves tacos and carries a lot of regret.

NBA Live 18

2

Awful

2.9
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The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

2

Awful

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Review

The hype surrounding Breath of the Wild was palpable and exorbitant, with everyone holding their breath, awaiting the reviews to see if it lived up to the hype. I’m here to tell you… It did not. While Breath of the Wild features some of the most innovative and immersive gameplay ever seen in a Zelda game, it sorely lacks where it really matters: Zelda and Link never hook up. The span o...[Read More]

10

Perfect

Final Fantasy XV

10

Perfect

Final Fantasy XV Review

Final Fantasy XV is the long-awaited journey into a young gay man’s drug-induced fantasy moments after he overdoses on vicodin in his mother’s basement in a desperate attempt to escape his overtly religious and unnaccepting community. This sad backdrop is ever present in the player’s mind while controlling Noct and his three flamboyantly gay partners. Set in the drug-addled fanta...[Read More]

8

Great

Mass Effect: Andromeda

8

Great

Mass Effect: Andromeda Review

The Mass Effect series is well-known for its indepth character interactions and player-driven story decisions, and Mass Effect Andromeda is no exception, allowing you to sleep with nearly every crew member aboard the Tempest during your excursion into the Milky Way’s closest galaxy. I’ve never had sex with a real woman, so I assume the sexual interactions in this game are as close to r...[Read More]

8

Great

8.5
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Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is the remaster of the beloved Wii U classic!

8

Great

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Review

This review was in progress when I killed my roommate, Stephen. Really, Stephen was always a cunt, but Mario Kart 8 really put me over the edge this time. You see, I came home from the cosplay convention (I wore my Naruto outfit again), and Stephen was like “hey bro I bet I can kick your ass at Mario Kart, I used to play N64 all the time.” I scoffed at the idea, as I am a fat nerd and ...[Read More]

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Poor

7
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Destiny

Destiny is Halo creator Bungie's attempt at reclaiming the magic they sold to Microsoft!  

8

Great

9.6
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Minecraft

9

Amazing

9.3
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Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

A Hideo Kojima game.

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