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Horrendous

Far Cry 5 Review

I was initially excited about Far Cry 5 because, judging from the promotional materials released prior to the game, I was under the mistaken impressio...[Read More]

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Perfect

Call of Duty: World War II Review

call of duty WWII is the shit bro lmaooooooo fuck yea i was playing a match teh other night and some fggt came down the corrdor and i fragged his bitc...[Read More]

10

Perfect

Nier Automata Review

One might argue that it is really a shoujo style game, but as a true believer of Japanese culture, I will tell you this game is the best example of an...[Read More]

10

Perfect

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Remastered Review

call of duty modern warfare remastered is the most legit shit evaaaaaaaaaaaaa lmao this game is so sick but not nearly as sick as when i fucked ur mom...[Read More]

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Awful

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Review

The hype surrounding Breath of the Wild was palpable and exorbitant, with everyone holding their breath, awaiting the reviews to see if it lived up to...[Read More]

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Perfect

Final Fantasy XV Review

Final Fantasy XV is the long-awaited journey into a young gay man’s drug-induced fantasy moments after he overdoses on vicodin in his motherR...[Read More]

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Great

Mass Effect: Andromeda Review

The Mass Effect series is well-known for its indepth character interactions and player-driven story decisions, and Mass Effect Andromeda is no excepti...[Read More]

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Great

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Review

This review was in progress when I killed my roommate, Stephen. Really, Stephen was always a cunt, but Mario Kart 8 really put me over the edge this t...[Read More]

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Great

Minecraft Review

I don’t play a lot of video games. Partly because I’m not very co-ordinated, and partly because I get too emotionally evolved and might give myself an...[Read More]

9

Amazing

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain Review

A Hideo Kojima game, Metal Gear Solid V is the fifth official entry in the game series Metal Gear Solid created and directed by Hideo Kojima. This gam...[Read More]

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Horrendous

Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End Review

When I heard about the new movie “Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End,” I was really excited. I had seen the trailers, weirdly shown at E3 (I...[Read More]

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Amazing

Dark Souls III Review

The Dark Souls series is renown for its difficulty (if nothing else). My encounter with FromSoftware’s latest outing into the series was certain...[Read More]

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