Legendary videogame creator of Metal Gear Solid fame, Hideo Kojima, was removed by authorities from a Dallas GameStop on Wednesday after allegedly writing his name on everything in the store. Armed with a black Sharpie, Kojima wrote “A Hideo Kojima Game” on everything from video games to employee foreheads.
Terrified, one employee hid in the stockroom and dialed 911. Kojima was heard muttering “A Hideo Kojima Game” repeatedly as he was escorted out by police.