Bethesda Announces Skyrim Apple Watch Edition

Bethesda announced on Monday that it would be releasing its beloved 2011 hit “The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim” onto Apple Watch. The game’s controls have been adapted to the limited screen size by utilizing gestures and finger taps. When asked for comment about what gamers can expect from the downgraded graphics, Bethesda said as follows:

lol whatever you queers are gonna buy it anyway

When asked about development of Elder Scrolls VI, a representative from Bethesda punched a nearby reporter and defecated on the ground, laughing maniacally.